Deathlock-5's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FF4 meets Survivor: Ep 13]

i need help

i love the movie ive watched as many as i can find but dur to the circumstance that the scerese is made by diff ppl and there is so much shit that pops when u search for ff4 its virtualy impossable to find all the episodes(ive tryed) u need a page to show all the episodes or tom needs to set up a colection page there quality flash and if theres any way u could get a ling too all the episodes to me via e mail plz do so at [e-mail] now i gues ill actualy talk about the movie i just cant get enough of the story the orge fda-ness,the bard bashing,the palom harass ment,and jeffs samart ass remarks through out the seres.the movie also has a very importat moral never mess with a bards balls hell go crazy(witch is very funny by the way i laughd till i cryed) plz anser my desperat call for help

Deathlock-5

[The Guy Inside My Head]

stuningly realistic

ive always considerd my self to be a polished gentelman on ocasion treating women nicely and having sex for love(maybe thats why im still a virgin) i always try to be a nice guy but as in the dr jekell mr hyde sort of way i have an inner asshole trying to escape. always sugesting that i cut lose and endless strem of profanity or have my one private sexual senario.... and goddam it i wish he would just stfu and leve my the fuck alone dam u voice in my head ill kill u. take ur dam sexual scenarioes and shove them up ur anus.shut up.shut up.shut up now or ill poke u with a q-tip again

[Knife After Dark]

hmmmm

wow now that seem familer.were have i heard that before.exelent sound efects wonder were u got em *cough cough*GTA vice city*cough* sorry i have i cold

The-Mercenary responds:

I know its from vice city, i should put that in the comments, but its because of the game I made this ok.

[3D Abstract Animation]

stupid

its just a funny blue ball moving around complete wastof time

[Vampire Hunter INA 3]

Good

Great movie with all the makings of a realy kick ass movie good looking young women in tight clothes kicking each-others ass,blood and guts,a superbly bad ass pistol,and a volkswagon being wreaked(for every one destroyed the world is a beter place)and smother animation than the last one witch looked like a slide show of vampires dieing.but one problem that stays.where the hell are those sexy women hiding thoes bad ass knives and guns that just seem tobe poping into there hands? any way a very good movie but next time the volkswagon needs to catch fire and explode or better yet blow a whole car-lot full of the bastards

[FFF:Power - Chapter12]

hmmm

ok im gonaa tll u i realy liked your first few episodes they where funny,new,and realy entertaining.but your series has realy taken a turn for the worst its all to serios thers pracicly no humor And its almost flat out retarded.im going to even point 1 things out so every one can have a comparison your series realy started to suck at gaiden.(if u watch all the episodes youll know what i mean) at that one point the entire thing fell through and it became just stupid.It had the potental to become a good seris but u kinda put your stink on it with the death of comic relief.

[Tales of the Scarecrow]

Good graphics...but

ok first off your graphics kick ass thats a fact of life.but the story line....whats with the eye balls and the crows...i may be a dumb contry boy but i thought scarecrows were ment to scare crows away not hire them for personal hitmen. the moral of this story is never through rocks at inanimant objects or else these come to life and steal your eyes!